Names Izzy any questions feel free to ask im an open book with bad grammar

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  1. dogged-hot:

    lydiadotnet-deactivated20191101:

    I am not unmuting this and frankly it’s so funny without sound I don’t want to know the context

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  1. milesgmorales:

    #dedicated to the gram

    bonus, the result:

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  1. nerdcredred:

    This was undoubtedly the best one.

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  1. tsunderestimated:

    justice-shota:

    tsunderestimated:

    I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS

    Well it’s probably cold now

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  1. dragonhearted-clevergirl:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    charismatic-hothead:

    gay-things-and-stuff:

    gay-things-and-stuff:

    caroldanvers-ismywife:

    How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

    HoW!?

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    Embrace the gay

    EMBRACE IT

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!

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  1. selkiesi: “a little gif I just made ♡ ”

    selkiesi:

    a little gif I just made ♡ 

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  1. oneiros-who-slumbers:

    kittyeet:

    It’s the worm aliens from Men In Black

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  1. briwhosaysni:

    ask-oncies-jizz:

    ask-oncies-jizz:

    mr-speedwagon:

    ask-oncies-jizz:

    got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

    You can’t say that and not share your idea.

    its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

    they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

    youre an orc guard in a fully garrisoned and protected fortress 2 miles into a mountain. you’re standing post and suddenly you hear a knock outside the door. you know you’re not authorized to move from your post but your curiosity overtakes you and you open the door. a horse is standing there. as your brain races to think of some explanation for the sudden and unexpected presence of this horse it leans in and whispers

    “no one will ever believe you”

    how many points to intimidation is this worth

    Party member: Ok, everyone! What do we want to do now?

    This character:

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    Originally posted by medyas

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  1. lesvampires:

    i walked into my room and saw my cat had tucked himself underneath my blankets and was taking a nap

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  1. unclefather: “ cutekittensarefun: “The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat. ” That is the host ”

    unclefather:

    cutekittensarefun:

    The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

    That is the host

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  1. doomy:

    viewmonsterr:

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    this is abstract impressionism

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  1. cryptid-sighting:

    kittykat8311:

    naamahdarling:

    I’m losing my fucking mind.

    oh my god

    my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

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  1. coolcatgroup: “ constantcaturday: “My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot. ” A precious floofin ”

    coolcatgroup:

    constantcaturday:

    My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.

    A precious floofin

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